Funny One Line Quotes for Facebook status
You ever just want to grab someone and say WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
God intended all fruit to be round but when he made the banana his mind was on something else
George Valentine "George Valentine's one liners"
I wish our heads had bluetooth.
A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
it was lovely speaking to you, come back when you have less time :)
What if "The Hokey Pokey" is what it's all about?
I'm Cliff.... why don't you drop over sometime....
Few women admit their age, even fewer men act their age.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Pick tennis opponents whose socks, when pacing the court, are as loud as their grunts when hitting the ball.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
You ever just want to grab someone and say WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
God intended all fruit to be round but when he made the banana his mind was on something else
George Valentine "George Valentine's one liners"
I wish our heads had bluetooth.
A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.
it was lovely speaking to you, come back when you have less time :)
What if "The Hokey Pokey" is what it's all about?
I'm Cliff.... why don't you drop over sometime....
Few women admit their age, even fewer men act their age.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Pick tennis opponents whose socks, when pacing the court, are as loud as their grunts when hitting the ball.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
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